He was greeted by a man who brought him to a table where Lord Scott Moore was already seated. The man served him food.
Lord Scott wasted no time with introductions. He shared what he had learned with Lord Robert as quickly and discreetly as he could. "There are 2 men living here. They are both wise men. There are no servants here. The one who answers the door and serves the food is called Confucius. He seems to do a lot, if not all, the work around here. He doesn't speak much, but everything he says is wise beyond his years."
Lord Robert thought perhaps servitude is part of the wise man's philosophy. "The other one is called Buddha. He is very large and wears little clothes. He seems to be almost like a God to these people." "Is Confucius his follower?" "From what I can tell the people see them as equals. Confucius is not commanded by Buddha, he just works in silence."
Lord Robert glanced at Confucius. The man indeed had worked steadily as his guests ate, cleaning the kitchen. It seemed different than the way a servant would work. It was if he found the duty sacred. "They seem to be opposites. While Confusions is mostly quiet, Buddha is very social. Confucius does his work diligently, Buddha flirts diligently." "Are they equals in wisdom?" "I suppose it depends on the listener."
"What do you mean?"
"When Buddha was very young, he said that the more often the Emperor...enjoys a woman...the more the Orient will prosper. Every Emperor since has had concubines and the kingdom has clearly prospered...." "And Confucius?"
Confucius took that moment to join them for dinner. Lord Robert wasn't sure if he heard the last part of the conversation. "I thank you for your warm hospitality. My friend and I were just discussing how you and Buddha are the kingdom's wisest men, but seem to be opposites."
Confucius says, "When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inward and examine ourselves."
"While I haven't met the man, I think I like your sort of wisdom better."
Confucius says, "Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart." Lord Robert could see a nearly naked man at the edge of the room who could only be Buddha. Lord Scott thanked the men for the meal and told Robert he would meet him back at the ship.
Blast! Robert decided to do as Confucius and eat in a polite silence. He then quietly thanked Confucius for the meal and left.
"Thank you very much for the..." For what? For the food you neither served or ate with us? For not approaching me before now? For not kicking us out? For eating like a pig in the other room and not offering us seconds? "Thank you for your hospitality."
"Your welcome. Oh, and nice tights." Buddha sneered.
Please note, I'm not trying to create a historical story about Buddha and Confucius. The Confucius quotes are real. Almost everything about Buddha is made up for entertainment. (Not for offending people!)
ReplyDeleteWhile it wasn't said by Buddha, the thing about the country prospering if the Emperor has lots of sex is real! There was even someone who had the job of keeping track. A good Emperor would have sex like 8-10 times a day...for the good of his country. Seriously! I think it was in China, but I could have it mixed up with another country.
I was going to say, this didn't sound much like the Buddha I heard of!
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as the emperor is concerned ... in the words of Mel Brooks, "It's good to be the king." ;)
Or in this case, the emperor.